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by Duck_King
3-04-01
Poetry night at "The Beatnick Bongo" (formerly Tom's Hosiery Empourium, formerly Hal's Sausage Shed)
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I wrote this one after waking up in a pool of my own vomit. This goes out to all you cool cats out there. Its called "Hark! The Low Ping Bastard!"
Hark! The low ping bastard! The AWP is gay! The lady bug is dead within my soul! Hark! Where is The Opera? I sit on my stool of sorrow and await! Hark! Your god is dead, and my pubes itch!
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You're all hypocrits! Thank you. If you want to hear more, you can find me in my parents basement, or at the Plasma Donation Center. Groovy man, groovy!
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