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by Dunkman
5-02-02
Our dear friend Glagbot has decided to sort his crappy life out and is going to see a priest so he can confess all his sins and make a new start.
So Mr. Glagbot, i've heard you'd like to confess all the sins you have commited for the past 35 years. Mr. Glagbot, why not start telling me what you have done wrong.
Well i've been stealing dogs from animal shelters and selling them to the Chinese, errrr I had a wank in Kwik Save right over all the biscuits and once I ran over a Welshman and never told anyone.
As you can see, Glagbot has been a VERY naughty chappy.
Oh dear, Mr. Glagbot.
Errr, there's more. I steal expensive paintings from art galleries and swap them for dirty magazines, I stole £46.51 from Les Dennis and one time I did a poo and wiped it all over butcher's face.
Yikes, the background falls down and the priest unmasks himself, only to reveal he's a copper. Looks like Glagbot is in trouble now.....
AH-HA - YOU'RE NICKED GLAGBOT, YOU EFFIN STUPID FISHBRAIN. THIS WAS ALL A SET UP SO WE COULD SEND YOUR DIRTY CRIMINAL ARSE TO PRISON. YOU'RE GOING DOWN FOR A VERY LONG TIME, TWATFACE.
Oh shit, not again.
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