Oh Gno! by EconoChrist11-21-01 Wow! A letter from congress! Oh gno! You fool! Teh ANTHRAX! AHH! Teh ANTHRAX?! What am I going to do?? Umm... Well... ...That.
A Day In The Life of a Pile by EconoChrist11-21-01 Congress is a right bastard. I'm getting out of here before I inhale some spores. *sigh* A pile of crack outside the Whitehouse?! Dubya must be home! As a crack whore, I shall not let it go to waste!
Crack Whore's Last Stand by EconoChrist11-21-01 *sniiiiiiiif* WOOOO! ...Wait... AGH! TEH ANTHRAX! YOU HAVE FOOLED ME AGAIN, DUBYA! A letter from congress, anthrax, a pile of dust, and now I'm the skeleton of a dead crack whore... Fuck I hate Mondays.
Skeletor's Lament by EconoChrist11-21-01 Baby! I'm back, in skeletal crack whore form! My, those are some big bones you've got! Score! But wait... You're the skeleton of a crack whore, and I'm not a dyke. Sorry. ...FUCK!!
The things we do for sex by EconoChrist11-21-01 Meanwhile... Aww, man! Did you see that? I could of gotten laid! I need to get back down there as myself! Sorry, my son. No refunds, no returns. I'd sell my SOUL to get back! Wha! Hey! Come right this way, sir.