El_Phen  
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One or two aren't bad but they mostly suck so don't be too disappointed.

I won CC:352, 383 and 394 . More by luck than anything but I'll take it.


by El_Phen
5-12-08
Say Jim, have you ever had any trouble with the tax people? Only, I recieved a court order asking me to appear as a witness for the defence for you on Tax evasion charges.
I hoped it wouldn't come to this Bob but I've got no choice. I declared myself dead six years ago and now the damn government want their share. I need you to testify that I'm actually a zombie of me.
A Zombie!? Jim, no jury in their right mind will believe that.
They will once they meet the 'Necromancer' responsible for my un-death.
I am NOT going to pretend to be a necromancer and purjer myself for you Bob!
Fine, in that case I'll need eight pints of pig's blood, a blow up doll and your car. Oh and from now on my name is 'Steve' and I just arrived from Head Office to shake things up!


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