Should I have said 'Dog'?

Author: El_Phen

Date: January 26, 2010

by El_Phen
1-26-10
Dude, I'm totally going to cut myself as a cry for help.
Dude you totally should.
AAAAAARRRRRRGGGGHH! Fuck! That should get me some attention
Yeah, it totally should...Wasn't really a cry for help though.
Dude!? It was definitely a cry for help.
Nah, a cry for help is what your dad made after I tied him to a table and took off my pants.