Dear Diary

Author: EmperorJon

Date: June 5, 2004

by EmperorJon
6-05-04
Somewhere in Iraq.....
Dear Diary, The world hates me SOOOOOOOOOOOO much! Jon is trying to steal my girlfriend, God is trying to make me suicidal....but I can still bang Sarah...oooh Sarah...... Love Me
Well suprise suprise...In Iraq
Dear Diary, How I want to bang Sarah.. I even told Adam.......Er what????? What are you doing here???
Well Pumkin..I just wanted to come vist you..you know..since your in Hell..and being betrayed by everyone because your an asshole and all.
Who saw that comin'?
NOOOOOOO!!!!!! YOu must LEAVE!!!! for I am Thinking....AND DON NOT WISH TO BE BOTHERED BY PETTY MORTALS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OH..uh...k..i'll jsut flirt wiht your nemesis until your finished..ok?? Good.