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by Enderandrew
10-04-04
Arr matey, me thinks you stumbled onto the wrong place. This here be pirate joke auditions.
But I am a pirate, honestly!
We ain't setting sail for the hershey sea, so you best be off.
Just let me swab your poop deck. No one will know. I have a thing for seamen.
You can nail the peg boy, but other than that, we's don't take too kindly to butt pirates pillaging the crew's anus. No rump raiders, you hear?
I thought pirates were all about the booty. No one understands me. Maybe if I bend over and crack a smile, he'll find my Black Pearl.
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