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by Enjay
6-14-02
He's going, going, going...
Oh yes oh yes oh yes...Hamtaro is sooooo hot....
GONE!
OH FUCK!
What a loser.
Oh man...that's the third time today...

 

by Enjay
6-14-02
Cthulhu tries to get laid.
Uh...hey, how ya doin' there, honey?
Oh shit, no...
Hey hey, where are you going?
Uh...
All I want to do is to have a private and highly indecent encounter with you...
Well, that would be fine, but I'm Asian, and those tentacles of yours are making me a bit nervous...

 

by Enjay
6-14-02
Today, I'm going to show you several types of pedophiles, so that you can be safe and not get ass-raped. Yay.
Hi! I'm Bald-Pedo. I'm the kind who acts normal in public, but spends hours whacking off at home with my large collection of kiddy porn. I'm the "buddy" guy you'd see at arcades and other hangouts.
Heh...I'm Really Creepy-Pedo. I lure you out to restaurants and give you presents like bath soaps and books about Karma Sutra. Then when you least expect it, I make my move...hee hee hee...
I'm Computer-Pedo. I just stay home and download gigabytes worth of kiddy porno. I also live in my parent's basement and buy lots of sex toys with my salary from my fast food job.
Hi! I'm...
Hmm..let's just leave this last one alone...

 

by Enjay
6-14-02
Billy and his dad, 10 years ago.
Oh man, this is the Chyna issue...I can't wait to beat my meat to it...
Billy! How many fucking times have I told you not to jerk off so much! You're getting the bathroom all sticky!
Billy and his dad, 5 years ago.
OH FUCK!
AH HA! Off to make love to more of those sluts you call your friends? Or do you just have an armful of condoms for no reason?
Billy and his dad, present day.
ARE YOU HAPPY NOW, DAD? Do you see what I've become due to you making me think my sexual thoughts were WRONG?
Oh well...your mother turned out the same way...

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