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| You have a question my child? | |
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| Well yes Jesus. I was wondering if it mattered what kind of Christianity I practiced to get into heaven. | |
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| Well what type of christianity do you practice? | |
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| Well actually I have 3. Mormonism, Catholicism, and Methodist. | |
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| Oh shit! Those three? Well you're screwed. See ya. | |
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| I knew I should have gone with Heavens Gate. That spaceship sounded cool. | |
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