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by EvilDub
7-22-01
Gabe discovers the power of squirrels
*chip*chi*
What do you want?
*chip*chi*
Hmmm go away!
Gabe learns a valuable lesson
*chip CHIR*
AGGHHHH!

 

by EvilDub
7-27-01
Nice day today.
Must stop droppin acid

 

by EvilDub
7-27-01
chip chip
Huh?
grrr rooaar rowr hoowwll
umm.
chip chip
Help!?

 

by EvilDub
9-13-01
Hey, know what?
AAGGHH get the fuck away from me...you talked!!
Well if you thought that, that was sompthin then just wait.
You can go now you are officially scaring me
I know what your thinking..
i just wet myself

 

by EvilDub
9-13-01
I am the comander of the 32 batalion of city squirrels
..and that means what...?
We are slowly taking over the world
Not really.
Why do you say that?
Because i hit like 5 of you little basterds everyday in my truck

 

by EvilDub
9-13-01
I realized somthin.
Whats that little friend.
1. I dont like you

 

by EvilDub
9-13-01
I just realized somthing.
Whats that my little friend.
1. I dont like you 2. Your expresion never changes 3. i just got the biggest sense of dejavu
1. I dont care, cause i like you 2. I had a messed up childhood 3. yeah me too...
Dont look at me like that.

 

by EvilDub
9-13-01
Well i guess we can be friends for now.
Yes, I suppose, but...nevermind
What, what is it?
Oh nothing.
TELL ME GODAMMIT!!
We can be friends but dont think that i'm going to stop running your family over.

 

by EvilDub
9-13-01
You basterd, you wouldnt dare!
Ha, like hell i wouldn't
You do remember that i can set you on fire, yes?
And you remember that i recover quickly, and on the way home it gives me another reason to drive.
DAM YOUR TEDDY BEAR LOGIC!!
Thats right, your my bitch.

 

by EvilDub
9-14-01
I just realized somthing.
Whats that my little friend.
1. I dont like you 2. Your expresion never changes 3. i just got the biggest sense of dejavu
1. I dont care, cause i like you 2. I had a messed up childhood 3. yeah me too...
Dont look at me like that.

 

by EvilDub
9-16-01
we have come to a conclusion
yes.. we have seen a person use a name we give them for their character
now this would not upset us, but we were not givin credit
tis true, so instead of just outright death, we have came up with an idea.....you ready?
yes..*click of phone* yes this is comander of the 42 patrol of city squirrels, yeah we need to pigeons to do a bombing run to canada*click*
there that is done, now all we do is wait..

 

by EvilDub
9-16-01
while our bombing run was an success...
The damn canucks, threw stones and hit our pigeons.
While a few were able to get away, and try to come back to the us...they were thought to be terrorist pigeons and shot down.
if it aint the canucks then its our own troops.
*i do not mock or make fun of what happend in nyc, my heart and prayers go out to those that are helping
we are now taking donations to help for the removel of feathers and what not
yes any and all help will be appreciated

 

by EvilDub
9-16-01
so...looks like we'll be seeing a lot of each other
ding ding ding what do we have for him johny
fuck you, dont you be sarcastic with me
hehe sorry couldnt help it
tis ok, i know how it feels, when i saw you mom last night i felt the same way
touche'

 

by EvilDub
9-16-01
what would happen if i bit you..
i would make you bleed, and teach you how to fly
really?
yes
i guess i wont be biteing you any time soon
thats a good thing

 

by EvilDub
9-23-01
In a recent sister comic of a friend there is a young boy that is trying to save the world
I hope little billy does a good job and wins
yeah same here, but i mean he is a little wigger wuss..
and you are a little squirrel
.....i could kick his ass
he'd prob run you over

 

by EvilDub
9-23-01
I mean whats with his friend? huh? he looks like a crack adict..
i think hes cool
and that billy...jesus hes dumb
i dont think so
Do you have to go against every little fucking thing that i say.
yes, there that time i went along with what you said....your just trying to start problems arnt you

 

by EvilDub
10-18-01
wow that was a nice vacation we had
yeah it was fun, hey i forgot to tell you i have a new friend
say hi to kate
hi, i'm kate...aww look at the cute little squirrel
Holy fuck dude
?

 

by EvilDub
10-18-01
WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING!!
What? What did i do now?
WHY THE FUCK DID YOU BRING A FEMALE INTO THIS FOR?!?!?
What do you have a problem with females?
yup
$@#%@$#%
Yes i do they suck ass.......shes behind me isnt she...

 

by EvilDub
1-25-02
So, how have ya been?
Meh, fuck off.
Thats it you little fucker, i am tired of your bitchyness
What do you think your going to do about it bitchboy?
...
Thats right, sit there, you cant do anything.

 

by EvilDub
1-25-02
Why are you always an ass?
Sorry, just call it my nature. Why are you always so nice?
Well..umm..because i have been blessed to see great things in my life so far.
Jesus christ...dont even start that shit with me...i bet you have been sheltered all your life.
Not really. I just choose to see good things.
I cant wait till life kicks you in the balls.

 

by EvilDub
1-25-02
Anyways, what have you been up to?
Watching my life go to shit. You?
...watching teletubbies and eating icecream.
....
What?
I cant wait till life kicks you in the balls.

 

by EvilDub
1-25-02
So what if i like teletubbies?
And to think that i actaully respected you somewhat...
Whats wrong with that?
I guess..to each his own right?
Yup thats for sure...oh and dont forget power rangers.
You sick fuck.

 

by EvilDub
1-27-02
So what did you do yesterday?
I found this really cute chipmunk, and let her have 2 more nuts..
...you disturb me..
What? Why? i was just doing my job to keep my specie population higher than yours
....you sick fuck
Well find then mister perfect, but..if you want..she has a sister, and i know your into things like that.

 

by EvilDub
1-27-02
Why would you think i would like bestiality?
Because..umm "Bestiality waits for no man" ..
You little bitch, you stole that from some place didnt you?
So what if i did?
You god less sellout
"Your just a squirrel in my world trying to get a nut"

 

by EvilDub
1-27-02
Sup?
Yo bitch, dont be steppin on my turf yo, or i bust a cap in yo ass
God damned nigg..er.. wigg..er..umm... squigger.
What the fuck is that?
*No offense to coloreds at all*
Its like a squirrel nigger, because you like talked all gangster..
Its sounds like something from a hentai vid, or maybe a position.

 

by EvilDub
1-27-02
*No offense to any ethnicity
Damn gangster talk
So what, are you saying that colored people are the only ones that say thing like that?
Umm no..
What about hispanics, and ghetto white people? What are you some kind of fucking racist?
Not really, I mean, when other colored say "wasup nigger" are they racist?
Thats not the fucking point you damn racist bigot.

 

by EvilDub
1-27-02
Just because i say things like that doesnt make me racist.
You shoudlnt be saying things like that if your not that race.
Omg thats total bullshit.
So what, just dont do it, unless your like me...fucking mexicans.
...and you call me the racist..
What, i can climb trees so when they come after, i can get away, unlike your sorry ass .... fucking mexicans

 

by EvilDub
1-30-02
Hahaha...
Eh? What?
I saw your brother today.
Oh really? Cool, what was he doing..
Taking a wolf cock into his mouth.
....you dirty muther fucker

 

by EvilDub
1-30-02
What its not like i was fucking him.
You lie, my brother would never do that.
Heh, i dont lie..and apparently he is like that.
You have no proof!
I dont need proof its all over the internet
...fuck....you

 

by EvilDub
1-30-02
Hehe, it was being drawn out by some guy...
Dont you ever say a fucking word about this,,or i will hurt you..
Shit, sorry i already called the newspapers and reporters, the story should be on tonight.
grrrr *eye twitch*
AIIIEEEE!
mo fugga.

 

by EvilDub
1-30-02
Dum dee doo
Hmm maybe i shouldnt have burned him..
Oh well..teach that fucker not to mess with me..

 

by EvilDub
1-30-02
Basterd...that hurt
well teach you to not say shit,..
First off i didnt call the reporters or anyting you little fucker.
Oh...umm...really?
Yes really, you prick..and now you will pay my hospital bill..
oh..my bad...*looks at bill* HOLY FUCK

 

by EvilDub
1-30-02
Haha loser
Dude i aint fucking paying that bill
Like hell you arnt
You know how long it would take to make that kind of money?
Well i suggest you better get started...
You fucker...basterd, youll regret this..

 

by EvilDub
1-30-02
Hmmm jobs...
Now hireing male jigalos..
Hmm that doesnt sound that bad..
Must be able to travel and meat demands of employer
Hmm well i'll do it..wait..whats a jigalo..
*fizzle* windows halted please install linux and try again.

 

by EvilDub
1-31-02
Hello i am here for the job offer..
Yo man, what be happening..oh i see dog.
DOG? Where?!?!
Yo man dont be trippin..its all cool
Mother fucker you scared me...
Yo man, dont be dissin da brotha.

 

by EvilDub
1-31-02
So what about this job...
Yo man, we gots all the male for da females, what we need is a male for the males...ya dig?
Umm considering i dont know what the fuck you just said..yeah i can dig..
Yo man thats great "g"
So do i have the job...
Nah man, you have to perform first dog..

 

by EvilDub
2-21-02
Alright man, time to see if ya get da job g
What do i need to do?
In da ass dawg
So me where shes at.
No, you recieve..
....fuck that.

 

by EvilDub
3-23-02
Sorry, you can pay for your own shit.
What happend at that job?
You dont want to know
Umm....yeah i do..
It involved a prison bitch named bubba
Your right..i dont want to know

 

by EvilDub
3-23-02
So, what was you up to while i was away?
Just messing around with a forum called Bornwild
Eh, whats going on in there?
Fighting, bitching, arugueing, hostile takeovers, that kind of shit.
Oh shit really? Damn, i might have to check it out.
Yeah, no shit, you would fit right in.

 

by EvilDub
3-23-02
So i checked out that forum you was talking about
Oh really? What did you think about it?
Dude, fuck that shit, i dont even have thick enough fur to protect the flames.
Hehe, figured as much..
Yeah, god damn, what a bunch of hipcrytes
Why do i think i said that you would fit in?

 

by EvilDub
3-23-02
So i decided to give Bw one more chance and go back..
Oh really? What happend?
I ended up flameing someone and then because i wasnt part of a clique..i got flamed so bad..its still lingering...
Heh, OH HEY LOOK..i think i see your flame coming for you
OH GOD IT BURNS
Hehe, poor little bastard

 

by EvilDub
3-23-02
HUZZAH!
Whats up?
That fucking forum got hacked.
Oh really? shit thats not good.
But its not like its bad either..the forum was going down anyways.
Well its still not that good a thing..poor people.

 

by EvilDub
3-24-02
Haha, well..the forum is alive..And i found something cool..
Really? Whats that?
Theres this fudgepacker named chris..
Haha, thats not nice..
heh, you should see how we rape him all the time...
..its on teh fucking internet..you sick fuck.

 

by EvilDub
9-25-02
We return after a small vacation
Boy wasnt that great?
Oh hell yeah, when you saved the world from gay aliens?
Or when you actaully got laid, wasnt that something?
Oh oh i know! What about when we found out you was gay
..you said you would never tell.
So how are all the aliens doing under your bed?

 

by EvilDub
9-25-02
Hi kiddies. We left for awhile but we're back and racist as ever!!
Thats right!! Extra exclamation mark for extra racism!!
Not only do we insult chinks, but all azn, blackies, wops, crackers, jews, and spicks!
Oh, and dont forget the special of the month, everybodys favorite..
Sandniggers!! Boy, it wouldnt be racism without those silly towlheads
Order us now for $19.95 and get dead baby jokes as a added bonus.

 

by EvilDub
9-25-02
I dont think i could be funnier
If by funnier you mean gayer. Then yes
Stop calling me gay.
I aint the one that took all the alien cock
It was probes, i couldnt help it....it was to save the planet
You bent over for it. And like you really give a shit about the planet anyways.

 

by EvilDub
1-12-03
Hehe
What?
I just saw a black guy get hit by the a car
Haha, what did you do?
Tell my buddy to put it in reverse and go over him again
Hahaha

 

by EvilDub
1-12-03
Hahaha
Hahaha
Thats just too great.
Haha yah no shit haha.
Meanwhile at another strip...
Note to self: Sandals + Ice = Melli's concussion

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