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by EvilPentaPenguin
12-22-02
OHNOES! I'm teh doomed!
...huh?
No! Stay Back!
Omg I got clothes!
Argh!
WHAT HAVE I DONE!

 

by EvilPentaPenguin
12-22-02
Damn you!
I'm sorry...
Fix me then, moron.
I'll take you to the magical Hindu guy. Here, hop in.
Kinda hard to hop in when your a pile of ash...
Uhh..right. Um.. I'll think of something...

 

by EvilPentaPenguin
12-22-02
8 years later...
I was told of some Hindu freak that lives here.
Magical Hindu Guy isn't home.. but I'll help you. (evil laugh)
ARGH!
WTF?!
Muhuhaha! I needed a smoke.

 

by EvilPentaPenguin
12-22-02
HOLY SHIT! I'm LEAVING!
Aw..fuck.
Yeeheh, I turn u into..
NOT AGAIN!
MY DEMON PET! Yehehe!
I'm not your pet... I'll KILL YOU, YOU OLD HAG!

 

by EvilPentaPenguin
12-22-02
EEK NOT TODAY!
...crap
Hello my friend, what do you need?
HINDU MAN! CHANGE ME TO HUMAN! PLEASE!
Very well.
.....

 

by EvilPentaPenguin
12-22-02
Now I must leave, BYE!
OMGOMG! I HAVE NO BODY!
SOMEBODY HELP ME DAMNIT
MOMMY LOOK! ITS DADDY!
...huh?
Hey baby!

 

by EvilPentaPenguin
12-22-02
HOLY SHIT! GET AWAY YOU WHORE!
HOW DARE YOU! BASTARD!
FFS!
Bwahahahaha!
OMG! IM A PRIEST!

 

by EvilPentaPenguin
12-22-02
..Jesus?
Yes, I am Jesus, tell me your troubles, son.
Everyone I meet transforms me until different..er things.
Tell me who.
Well, some ugly guy, some drugy, an old hag, a hindu guy, and some whore.
Hmm.. THEY SHALL ALL BURN IN HELL!

 

by EvilPentaPenguin
12-22-02
! ! ! !
Now I'll turn you to normal!
Thank you Jesus! I love you!
Now, go back to Earth, and meet a hot chick, and get married!
Back on Earth..
Hey...wanna get married?
Hey baby!

 

by EvilPentaPenguin
12-22-02
Okay... lets do it now!
OMG OMG YES!
Hey, have you seen by girlfriend?
Uhh, yeah, some witch transformed her into a Hindu guy that lives in the moutains with some drugy..
And they lived happily ever after...
Lets make babies.
YAAAAAAY!

 

by EvilPentaPenguin
12-22-02
Mean While...
Hey baby!
YOU SICKO! GET AWAY!
But...but..
THATS IT!
????
Muhuhahahaha..

 

by EvilPentaPenguin
12-22-02
I'M A TREE! HEY! COME BACK!
Hahaha! See you in Hell!
Somebody save meee!
Oh man.. I need to take a piss!
He didn't live so happily..
...Thanks a lot.
Ahhhh, thats better.

 

by EvilPentaPenguin
12-22-02
The
End.
Hey, can someone get me some toilet paper? OH LORD GET AWAY!
Hey baby..

 

by EvilPentaPenguin
12-22-02
The aliens have landed..
We have made it to Earth, Sire.
Excellent, now, lets get some poor innocent victoms!
Uhh, your grandma, now come to my sh-, I mean house.
Who are YOU?
Muhuhahaha
k

 

by EvilPentaPenguin
12-22-02
Alien zaps girl..
Muhuhahah!
Eeeeek
Girl transforms so super guy..
OMG I'm doomed!
I'll stop you, evil aliens!
Alien blows up..
WHAT HAVE I DONE?! ARGH!
Now, your next, evil alien Sire!

 

by EvilPentaPenguin
12-22-02
OMG, your lines are so lame, who made them up anyways?
...You don't want to know
SHOW ME THE ONE WHO MADE THEM OR..OR.. I'LL PISS DOWN YOUR LEG
Fine, but I'm leaving before he comes!
Who bad could he b- WTF IS HAPPENING?!
Muhuahahaha!

 

by EvilPentaPenguin
12-22-02
Satan appears
HOLY SHIT! I'M GETTING OUT OF HERE!
Too late! You shall burn in Hell!
Nooooo!
Yaahah- Wait, whys the Earth shaking?
Jesus appears, Satan goes back to Hell
Satan! You are not allowed on Earth! Go back to Hell, or be punished!
Yes....sir

 

by EvilPentaPenguin
12-22-02
Back on Earth..
Now, I will rid the Earth of illegal activities!
Ohnoes! It's Super Guy! Please don't hurt me! I'm sorry for stealing packs of condoms from Wal-Mart, I'll take them back, I promise!
Too late, you scum, I will kill you with my eyelaser attack!
Noooo- *death*
Damn, I'm too late!
...

 

by EvilPentaPenguin
12-22-02
Mean while..
Hahahaha! I will crush you!
...I'm still wet from his last comic.
Hmm, my foot's wet and smelly, what the hell was on him?
Argh....piss
ugh, Who the fuck would be sick enough to piss on him!
That doesn't matter now, for I am here to kill you!

 

by EvilPentaPenguin
12-22-02
18 Years Later..
Hmm, there havn't been any crimes in years, this sucks!
Hey sexy, how would you like some o' dis?
I thought you were turned into a tree and mooshed by a demon years ago.
That's what you think, sexy, now rip those clothes off and lets do it right here!
You are one sick bastard my friend, DIE DIE DIE!
NOT AGAIN! ARGH! *dies*

 

by EvilPentaPenguin
12-22-02
Muhuhahah!
?????
I'm back! Now it's time for you to die!
Noooooo-argh
..What happend?
Ouch, hey, why are you a pile of ash too?

 

by EvilPentaPenguin
12-22-02
I have killed you, Satan, for disobeying my orders!
...Damn
???
??? I'm alive?
Hey, what am I doing here?
A victim! Muhuahah!
EEEEEK

 

by EvilPentaPenguin
12-22-02
Oh, wait, last time I shot one I was killed by it!
wha..wha..what are u gonna do to m..m..me?
Alien teleports girl..
GET OUT OF MY SHIP!
!?!?!?
Girl lands in Hell
Can I be alive now, plz, Jesus sire?
....?

 

by EvilPentaPenguin
12-22-02
Jesus sent me to tell you....NO! Yahahah!
.... No fair ;_;
So... what do I do now?
WHAT'S HAPPENING???
The End..
Oh. Shit.
I'm back, Satan!

 

by EvilPentaPenguin
12-22-02
The Evil Pumpkin is taking over the world..
Yahaha! I am the evil pumpkin! No one can stop me from destroying the world now! Muhuahah!
Suddenly he hears something
Hmm, what is this?
Muhuhaha
The Evil Whore of Death (tm) appeared
Nooo! Argh! I'm getting off this lousy planet!
I am the evil whore of death!

 

by EvilPentaPenguin
12-22-02
I..WANT...BLOOD!
O......k.....
I will feast of your tasty red blood!
No!! Its mine!
...There is no use arguing, I WILL have it!
How about I feast on YOUR blood? Huh, how would you like that?

 

by EvilPentaPenguin
12-22-02
You fool! My blood is poisonus to humans! You'd die!
But I'm already in Hell, I can't die again.
Hmm, true. But, I am stronger than you so I could stop you from doing it, so ther- WTF are you doing?!
Muhuahahah!
... That's not funny

 

by EvilPentaPenguin
12-22-02
??
Beat this!
Hah, you shouldn't have said that...
OH MY GOD!
No, not God, Jesus..aren't you supposed to know these things, Satan?

 

by EvilPentaPenguin
12-22-02
What's happening?
I'm teleporting us out of Hell..
Heaven
OH NO! NOT HERE! I GIVE UP! YOU WIN! ;_;
Welcome to Heaven, Satan!
Why does this always happen to me? :(
You said I won, so I can do what ever I want to you... so there!

 

by EvilPentaPenguin
12-22-02
Will do, Sire!
Now, GO TO HELL!
Back in Hell..
Now, to fix myself..
Almost done...

 

by EvilPentaPenguin
12-22-02
Ah, much better.
What do you want?
Jesus sent me to tell you to...
...
DIE! DIE! DIE!

 

by EvilPentaPenguin
12-22-02
This is definately not funny at all, I demand to know why you are all laughing at me!
Haha, er um, we are laughing at you because everyone hates you and your pain in our happiness.
The End
Dude, thats just sick. ...................Oh, fuck, not this again!
Hahah! I will eat your ash!

 

by EvilPentaPenguin
12-22-02
Chrismas, again? I thought Christmas was justa couple days ago damnit!
DIE EVIL TREE DIE! YOUR CHRISTMASSY LOOK RUINED MY ENTIRE DAY! Thanks a lot!
*whistles* It wasn't me.. *snickers*

 

by EvilPentaPenguin
12-22-02
Hey, where's my Christmas tree?
Uh..uh.. some Hindu guy took it! I saw him!
I will have to disagree, as I have a tape of the destruction of the tree, it was Santa!
Damn you Santa, *sniff* *sniff* Damn you too Hell!
Hah! Burn, Santa, burn!

 

by EvilPentaPenguin
12-22-02
You are one extremely sick man.
Hehehe, I know! *laughs evilly*
Mean while.. In Hell...
Uh oh..
Muhuahahah!
Argh!
THE END!

 

On the beach of San Francisco...
ARGH! I'm Pirate Bob, and I've come to steal your virginity!
NOOOO!!!! My anus doesn't want to bleed! ;_;
Either come with me or be forced to watch GOATSE!!!
AHHH!! I'll take teh sex!
The End
That's why I thought. Now come here, Sweety!
NOOOO!!!! :(:(:(:(:(:(

 

Have you tried the Counter-Strike: Source Beta?
No, why should I?
oh...my....god...
.....?
Just....leave me alone...
Why did I do? :sadface:

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