EvilPentaPenguin  

Now, I will rid the Earth of illegal activities!

Ohnoes! It's Super Guy! Please don't hurt me! I'm sorry for stealing packs of condoms from Wal-Mart, I'll take them back, I promise!

Too late, you scum, I will kill you with my eyelaser attack!

Noooo- *death*

Damn, I'm too late!

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