Boogie Man

Author: Externalization

Date: August 22, 2008

by Externalization
8-22-08
A frozen "Bigfoot" corpse discovered by two Georgia residents has thawed, revealing itself to be an empty rubber gorilla suit.
The hoaxers now claim the incident was a joke, justifying the scam by saying, "We told 10 different stories. Everyone knew we were lying."
Inspired by this defense, the US intelligence community is interested in appropriating the suit to star in bin Laden's next video.