Bridge to Nowhere

Author: Externalization

Date: September 1, 2008

by Externalization
9-01-08
Senator McCain, could you describe your controversial Vice Presidential nominee choice for us?
Sarah Palin, beauty pageant winner and soon to be impeached governor of Alaska, an unpopulated East-Asian satellite state of the Soviet Union.
What particular qualities made her stand out to you as the ideal running mate?
She's pro-life, pro-death, and a pro at hunting moose and squirrel.
When you're 72 years old with a history of cancer, don't you need to take extra care in choosing your running mate?
Precisely why I've decided to have my consciousness transferred into her body.