Hyperglycemic Horror

Author: Externalization

Date: November 1, 2008

by Externalization
11-01-08
Remember, kids, if you go trick or treating, the candy you receive will be full of needles, razor blades, and poison!
Why must you terrorize them by perpetuating these ridiculous concocted urban legends? There's nothing deadly hidden in halloween candy.
Unless you count modified corn starch, high fructose corn syrup, monosodium glutamate, ascorbic acid...
... propyl gallate, acesulfame-k, blue 1, blue 2, yellow 6, butylated hydroxyanisole, butylated hydroxytoluene...