My head was spinning like a midget in a blender. My insides were churning like a something inside a something with a something. But it was all becoming clear to me-- as clear as [INSERT SIMILE HERE].
Hey guys-- waddya think? It's my son!
As I met my uncles-- even my weird uncle, Kajun-- I felt for the first time that I was part of something bigger. And I felt more comfortable around other Pantless-Americans. That was a year ago.
Welcome, kid!
Cheers, mate!
Now I'm happily married and-- hey, have you met my hot wife?
