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| *drooling* Man, that was the best sex I ever had. It may have only been a strap on but at least it went in! Oh well, I wonder whats on TV | |
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| Bzz.. And in the news today, Jesus was found alive in Arkansas, being used as a sex toy for a group of overweight female satanists. | |
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She decides to go to Arkansas to see Jesus.
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| So you're that Jesus dude huh? Haha pretty fuckin pathetic, seein as your mom was such a fuckin whore, slept with every guy, then blamed the pregnancy on god so Joseph wouldn't get pissed.. | |
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| Please, help me, I.. I can't take this much more! They.. they weigh thousands of pounds, and.. and oh god my hip is broken, my cock is bent to a 90 degree angle, please, make it stop!! | |
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| I hope they bend you to 180 degrees you fuckin bitch, thanks to you we've got fuckin Christianity. I should get Carson Daly to rape you up the ass, but he's having.. uh.. Problems.. at the moment. | |
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| DON'T LEAVE ME! THEY ARE COMING BACK! OH GOD CAN'T YOU FEEL THE VIBRATIONS?!?! PLEASE! I'LL GIVE YOU ANYTHING! ANYTHING! NOOOOOOOOOO............ | |
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