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  Ezrael  
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I'd really like to apologize for this.

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by Ezrael
11-07-03
The origins of Thanksgiving lie in the humble 1880's, in the town of Tombstone, Arizona
Yee-hah! I'm Frank Stilwell, deputy sheriff here in Tombstone. Oh, and I also beat an old man to death with rocks out by the old Brokow mine in what the San Francisco papers are calling a 'ritual.'
I'm a mule.
We here in Tombstone give thanks for lots of things. Why, I personally give thanks to Hastur, the King in Yellow, for allowing me to put a bullet in Morgan Earp's spine.
What in the fruited nipples of our nation's plains are you talking about? Thanksgiving isn't about shooting Morgan Earp in the back! It's about gorging yourself on the also-ran symbol of our nation!
Once again the Thanksgiving spirit failed to find purchase in the rocky wilderness of Pete's heart.
For the luvva...sorry, kids, we're going to have to come back and try and learn the origins of Thanksgiving next strip.
Hey, Pete, check it out! I got my Thanksgiving Morgan Earp bits right here! Says they were shot off of him by Pete Spense himself!
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