You know how yesterday, we sat on the couch and watched Looney Tunes and I told you I would always love you?
Sure, how could I forget?
Screw it. I'm going for the groin.
Well, from now on, I've decided we should live in constant terror that either the Soviets or the Federal Government will attack the farm. Come with me into the Spam-lined room and learn.
Christ, I knew I shouldn't have beaten you at Yar's Revenge.
