Sorry? Sorry!? You broke a boy's arm in three places and then attempted to hang your Principal out the window of his office! If the gym teacher hadn't come in, you'd probably be guilty of murder!
It got to the point where I actually hoped the Soviets would invade.
How could a son of mine have so completely failed to kill such easy targets! That's it, get in the Spam room and count the tins. And you'd better not eat any!
Eat any? It's all I can do not to vomit when I see that the cans are RUSTY.
