Pete and Chris knew me best in college. Here are their stories.
He just leapt out of the True Crime section of the library one day and informed me I was his friend. He then made me go see 'Toys' with him.
They made me share a room with him. I don't know if he showered that whole year. He did scream a lot in his sleep and fall obsessively in love with my girlfriend, though.
Even after I transferred out of that wasteland, I couldn't shake him. One Valentine's Day, he showed up at my door at 2 AM. He was there to spend the night so as to rise early.
He also would giggle whenever the dorm would watch movies like 'Natural Born Killers' and he once vanished for a month after kicking a door open into a particularly vacuous person's forehead.
He spent the entire night talking about old issues of All Star Squadron and got up the next day to declare his love for a woman he'd spoken to once and got in a fight with her abusive ex-boyfriend.
Listen, he doesn't know we're talking about him, right? Once I saw him leap out of a second story window to try and strange a custodian who'd 'been whispering'.
