What's that I hear? Is it that the Doors are putting out a new album?
Fuck you. The Doors were Jim Morrison and three losers, not two of the losers, one of the losers from The Police, and Ian Astbury.
I find your cynicism disturbing. Come on Isn't it better than thinking about Ted Nugent trying to get Lance Bass to pay him a million dollars to come to the ranch and be taught bow hunting?
Ted Nugent's the what now?
You didn't know that? Ted's been offering to 'make a man of Bass' by taking him out in the woods and doing manly things with him. For the low, low cost of a million dollars.
Sweet God. Are you telling me that Ted Nugent is a male prostitute now?
