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by FFTSB
3-27-05
So...DH2 started up the FFTSB comics again?
Yep, he did.
So I guess that means he is going to use this as an outlet for his horrible sense of humor again, right?
Probably.
Does that also mean he is going to torture us all by putting YOU back in it?
I hope you enjoyed having functional use of your legs up to this point, Cheaty.

 

by FFTSB
3-27-05
Game Name: hot gurls only!!!!1
lol dis gaem is 4 gurls only r u a hot gurl lol??????
Well, no. But who is?
*Ultima_Mage has been banned*
wut about u??? give asl or ban
76/Female/Soviet Russia
*DarkPRamza has been banned*
faggit

 

by FFTSB
3-28-05
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Damn it, I've just been spotted by a guard!
Stay back! I'm warning you! I have....CARDS!!!!
I don't give a crap what you say. I'm still getting Metal Gear AC!D.

 

by FFTSB
3-29-05
Father Miller! Father Miller! I've just committed a grave sin! I ask for your forgiveness!
Do not be afraid, my son. I will offer Reconciliation to all that are willing to receive it.
What? Do you really mean that?
Yes, I am not allowed to turn away anyone. If a person wants to be forgiven, he will be.
Father Miller! Father Miller! I've just committed a grave sin! I ask for your forgiveness!
Get the fuck away from me, RMR.

 

by FFTSB
3-31-05
Hey dad! I have a problem! I need to take a huge dump but we only have a little bundle of CHARMIN toilet paper left!
Oh, don't worry son! That amount is more then enough to wipe your humongous ass with! Because with Charmin, LESS IS MORE!
Gee, dad! I'll take your word for it! Now if you'll excuse me, I've got to crap right in front of the tv viewers facers!
You go do that son! And remember to do that little dance afterwords!
OOOOHHH MAAAAANNN THATS GOOOOD!!! Hey, why is it always green? Damn it!
I think on the lists of things I could've lived without seeing, this ranks very high.

 

by FFTSB
4-01-05
Welcome to the new RMR-controlled FFTSB comic! DH2 got sick of making these comics, so he decided he might as well give me control of them.
And guess what? Now, we're not going to have to worry about DH2's poor sense of humor corrupting these pages! Behold, the new FFTSB comics!
LOIS AND MANA IN: THE TOMB OF LICHESNEESS!
LOL LOL I BUG YOU
THOSE TRICK ME STAIGHT UP DIZ YO FO SHIZZLE
A CAT MAKES NINE BAGS!
YOU BLEW UP THE WORLD YOU IDIOT
OMFG TENTACLE RAPE!

 

by FFTSB
4-01-05
I LAUGH SO HARD MY DOG RAPED MY FACE LOL
MY PANTS ARE ON FIRE BECAUSE I LIKE TO EAT THE SEX
APRIL FOOLS!

 

by FFTSB
4-03-05
Hey DH2, you haven't made a single comic today or yesteday. What gives?
Well, I've been busy lately. Its not like I'm going to revolve my life around a stupid comic strip, Pieke.
Oh yeah? What are you so busy with anyway?
Doing my Spring Break assignments? Working on my education? Trying to build my future? Those sound pretty important.
I say you should make the comic anyway.
I say you should get the hell out of my house.

 

by FFTSB
4-05-05
Why Final Fantasy Tactics Advance's story sucked:
Man, my life sucks so much! All the kids in school make fun of me and stuff!
Your life is better then mine! I was born with WHITE HAIR! OMFG! I'm going to slash my wrists now! WAAHHHH!
No, my life is the worst out of all of you! My legs don't work and I got a lame name! "Doned!"
Yeah, but mommy always loved you more, Doned! Mommy never liked me!
All the characters are angsty bitches.
Hey guys! I found a really cool book! I think it may be magic! Want to come over and see it tonight?
No thanks. I'm busy tonight. I have to listen to Linkin Park while crying in the corner.

 

by FFTSB
4-08-05
Hey, DH2. Oh, I see you're watching the "Exorcist" movie again.
Yeah, the little possessed girl is funny as hell. No pun intended.
Yep, there is nothing quite as funny as seeing young children repeatedly curse and make extremely offensive sexual jokes.
I'm surprised there isn't more movies dealing with that, as a matter of fact.
"Look Who's Talking Now, Bitch"
Okay, Jeremy! Now say "Mamma!" "Mamma!"
Fuck you, whore.

 

by FFTSB
4-08-05
Hey, Cheaty. I got your message about you unlocking a special armor for your Bard in Final Fantasy XI. Can I see it?
Uh...yeah...sure. Come on inside, DPR.
Pieke? DH2? Lord Thief? Uh...Cheaty? Whats going on? Why is over half of the FFTSB here?
Don't worry, DPR. its only an intervention. About your FFXI playing.
Final Fantasy XI has taken over your life man. Its all you do all day, man. You need to break free from it, and we're going to help you.
Uh...is this going to take long? I have a party arranged for midnight. I'm tanking, so I don't want to miss it.

 

by FFTSB
4-11-05
Class, our Principle Br. Conway wants to give an announcement on the current topic which we are studying in Earth Science: Half Life.
Yes, our school managed to gather up the money to prepare the training course. Your hazard suits and weaponry are all ready, students.
DIE YOU DEFORMED FREAK!
ROWR!
Meanwhile, in reality...
I swear....school could bo SO much more fun...
So then after the specific time the Carbon decays half way... and blah blah blah blah...

 

by FFTSB
4-13-05
At the GameFAQs moderators headquarters...
CJayC! CJayC! We've gone 24 hours without doing an evil deed! The mods are getting angry! They're thinking of revolting!
I see...Just find a way to screw over a board member. That'll make them happy for the present.
But what do you propose we do? Things have been pretty calm on the site lately. We don't anything against anybody.
Since when has that ever stopped us? Just ban a loser and make a bullshit excuse for it. Its not like they can do anything about it! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!
Meanwhile...
Why do I have a sudden feeling of impending doom?

 

by FFTSB
4-15-05
No, CJayC! I didn't do anything wrong! You can't ban me for no good reason!
Naive Fool! I can do anything I want! MWAHAHAHA! Take him away!
Um...sir? The head of CNet has come to see you for the merger needs.
Good! Good! Now i can continue with my regularly scheduled activities of selling out to Gamespot!
You can not fool the head of CNet! I know you are unable to sell the souls of all your users to me!
Really? You'd be surprised how very little people read the Terms of Agreement.

 

by FFTSB
4-17-05
Hey, Orly. What game are you playing?
Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater. I'm trying to figure out what the deal with the Shagohod is.
Yeah, it is a rather poor Metal Gear replacement isn't it?
I was reffering more to it's name. Who came up with something so crappy?
Months earlier, at the Konami Headquarters...
Good news, Mr. Powers. We've decided to use the name you suggested after all.
THE SHAGOHOD IS SHAGADELLIC!

 

by FFTSB
4-21-05
"Right Paddle" from Pong.
"Gravity" from Tetris.
"RIGHT PADDLE" FROM PONG.
"GRAVITY" FROM TETRIS.
What are DH2 and Lord Thief arguing about, Pieke?
Who should win the "Best Villian" contest on GameFAQs.

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