The prisoner has crabs...
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| Officer, I need something to get rid of these crabs! | |
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| Ok, then, I'll be right back with something for you. | |
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The officer give the prisoner: A lighter, an ice pick, and a shaver.
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| *Just to let you folks at home know, the hammer and nails represent the stuff the kind officer just gave me. | |
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| Now how the heck am I supposed to get rid of my crabs with these?!? | |
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| Well, you shave one side of your pubic hairs, then you light the other side with the cigarette lighter, then when the crabs run to the other side you stab them with the ice pick! | |
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