Oooooooooh! The Barney monster is going to get you!
This movie couldn't possibly get worse!
AAAHHGG! You've been CAUGHT by the Barney monster. Now he's going to make you sit and watch Richard Simmond teach Pee-Wee Herman to dance to the singing of Bob Dylan!
AAAAAAAGGGGHHHH!!! And you, the viewers at home, get to sit and enjoy these next five hours of silliness also!!! YAY FOR YOU!!!
