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by FarseerArun
8-11-04
I wonder if she has a penis
hey guess what?
I dont know you why are you talking to me?
I have a penis
no you dont...your a girl
true...but I still have a penis, its my dads.

 

by FarseerArun
8-11-04
look we go to different places
its because of my penis
Did you bite it off?
eew. Penis smells like baked cheese.
and that makes no sense. Hah arent I funny? No... your probably right. Go masturbate now... its good for your prostate.
thats gross.
I know. I had to cut it off with a butter knife.

 

by FarseerArun
8-11-04
I am a loser, I go 'wee'
omg wtf stfu noob
Look at me Im a punk rocker! How Anonymous!
look ur gay
Now I see I am!
wow so is my face...ouch...my ass.

 

by FarseerArun
8-11-04
And now Captain...uh...Guy is confronting is archnemesis 'that Dolphin over there'!
I can probe into your mind!
I believe this fair creature is trying to comunicate.
Everynow and then we all eat a little tuna...sometimes.
Your deepest secrets are mine!
You know, I didn't protest against tuna.
Stay tuned for the next episode in this fishy (yet distinctly mamillian) story...!!!
And your mind is now all mine!
And to imagine Sea World charges money for crap like this.

 

by FarseerArun
8-11-04
Continuing where we left off...
Its time for my bath.
You smell like moth balls. And yes I slept with your uncle.
Im tired of living on this stinkin farm...take me some place cool. Your a witch right you can do that.
Let me think on this.
And now that all of our questions have been answered. I am going to eat some food.
Over a rainbow huh? Not so great imagination now is it? Wait you slept with my uncle?
Nah I just said that to get on a talk show.

 

by FarseerArun
8-13-04
Tonight On "Some television talk show'...
Here we are with a young lady who claims to be a Goat raper. Now miss is this unsubstantial claim true?
yeah sure.
Hey its that witch person. I mean- 'Gerr! I hate her.'
And now here's our special guest...the Goat!
Teh End yo!!
Now I have you!!
Whatever I'm leaving now.

 

by FarseerArun
8-13-04
And now children thats what happens when you drop LSD and get caught. You end up doing stuck dressing up as some gay ass clown for community service.
Wow dood that blows! So what's the best way to say "NO" to drugs clown guy?
The best way to say "NO" to drugs, is to touch an 8-year old boy's scrotum sack and go "Wiggy, wiggy, wiggy, wiggy!"
AAAHHHHHH!!!!
BUT THE CLOWN TOLD ME TO DO IT!!!!

 

by FarseerArun
8-13-04
Suicide is great!
Mmm... nails in my head are good.
NO! [bzzt] DONT DIE!
Ouch. I'm dead.
NOO! EXPLODING NAILS!!

 

by FarseerArun
8-14-04
A long time ago in your backyard...
I wonder how much poop this banana will generate?
I say chap would you like to be my new pocket monkey?
Perhaps I can throw it at this irratitng stereotype before me.
Now wacth my monocule, or is this a watch? Well anywho, watch as I hypnotise you...
...and nothing actually happened!
I bet it wont be much.
...Why yes... little monkey... I would... like to... live... nestled... in your... small... fur-lined pocket... covered with... feces.

 

by FarseerArun
8-14-04
Ladies and Gentlemen, I ask you, What is Funny? Is it random a senseless acts perpetrated cartoon style? Or perhaps its cleverly delivered punchlines with pop culture and political refrences?
Well whatever it may be I know there is one gag that's been pulled to often. A cheap ending devoid of a proper punchline or actual hilarity. And that my friends is-
COMBUST!!

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