All comics by FatManFH

 

by FatManFH
12-20-05
Hi.
Hi.
You want to share your sandwich with me?
...
Mommy, Rob is being a Communist again!

 

by FatManFH
12-20-05
He went that way Billy-Ray!
Is be shootin mes somtin' tonight, YEHAAAA!
Huh. Whos that coming at me with a gun?

 

by FatManFH
12-20-05
Where am I?
Oh... your Rob. Well you have to take the next door, sorry.
Cool...
Oh, Damn.
HELLO ROB, WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU!

 

by FatManFH
12-20-05
Where am I?
Oh... your Rob. Well you have to take the next door, sorry.
Cool...
Oh, Damn.
HELLO ROB, WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU!

 

by FatManFH
12-20-05
Where am I?
Oh... your Rob. Well you have to take the next door, sorry.
Cool...
Oh, Damn.
HELLO ROB, WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU!

 

by FatManFH
12-20-05
Oh that new Cicil war game.
What are you playing?
Get the Hell out. Don't look back just go.
Do you mind if I work on my report 'How Video Games are the down fall of Modern Society'

 

by FatManFH
12-20-05
Mike you have a visitor.
Who is it?
I'll send him up.
What the Hell?
Did you order the Uranium?

 

by FatManFH
12-20-05
So what is it that I need to do , in order to get the Hell out of... um Hell.
*Snicker*
Just this one little thing...
Why do I have the Chills all of the sudden?

 

by FatManFH
12-20-05
Alright so send me back then.
@öüß?/&$§%Q
*POOF*
Cool, I even got a new outfit. Now where is this prick?
Bye Mom, I'm taking a walk to the mall ill see you later.

 

by FatManFH
12-20-05
I am getting so MAD. I am going to kill somebody soon if I don't find him.
BUY, BUY, BUY, it all cheap with us. You BUY, BUY, BUY.
Much better, now. Thank You.
Your welcome my friend. Could you call a doctor for me please. I believe you cut one of my arms off, wait, yes you did.

 

by FatManFH
12-20-05
Excuse me, could you tell me how to get to the arcade please.
Down the hall, third right, forth left, two laps around the food court, up two floors and third door on your left.
Wow, and that is supposed to help?
2 hours later...
Shits yeah, I found it. THANK YOU LORD.

 

by FatManFH
12-20-05
There he is, lets do this right.
What to play first I can't decide.
Mike, I am here to bring you to justice for what you have done.
Shit, you from the Porn police? I didnt mean to download it all with a fake ID, I mean it, I am sorry. You didn't tell my Mom right?
No I didn't and its not about the porn.
Oh thank go... its not?

 

by FatManFH
12-20-05
It's me Rob and i am here to avenge my death.
Oh, Rob, I'm so sorry i didn't think Billy-Ray would really shoot you in the Face. Im sorry. "Come back to the Light side of the Force, Luke"
Should I still kill him? He did save my soul.
It worked. Shit yeah, I knew watching all these movies would one day save my life. Take that Mom, School, and Ratings.

 

by FatManFH
12-20-05
The Universe is saved Captain, Rob "The Great Destroyer" has had a change of heart.
But the next time I want to shoot somebody with this cool ass Laser Gun, we have had it for.... BLA BLA BLA...
What was going to happen once you killed me anyway?
We'll I would have become Satans General and I would have led his Armys on a crusade to take over heaven and earth.
It hurts the brain.
No big deal really.

 

by FatManFH
12-20-05
You remember that one time where I got you killed and you like tried to kill me and take over the world?
Mike, that was like two hours ago.
Yeah, that was cool!

 

by FatManFH
12-20-05
So I told here to go and suck my...
I wonder what would happen if I told Billy-Ray that Rob was a turkey.
And then she was like 'No way, man' and i was like....
Yes that would be so cool.
Are you even listening to me? What was i talking about Mike?
CHEESE!

 

by FatManFH
12-20-05
Man we should switch up the games now, we have been playing Counterstrike for the last 10 hours.
I havn't.
What I thought we where on the same team the whole time.
Nope I have been playing the Matrix Online for the past 6 hours.
When did you get that game?
Oh yeah I went to the store about 8 hours ago and picked up like 14 games. You really should pay attention more often.

 

by FatManFH
12-20-05
Welcome back to American Idol 86
*The Wizard of Ass has been disqualified for vaporising the Moderator*
YES. Thats what I call a casting show. A show where you get to cast a lightning bolt straight up the Moderators Ass.

 

by FatManFH
12-20-05
Man, playing pong alone is so boring. I wonder what Rob is doing...
I kinda like you, so I was wondering...
TAKE ME, NOW...
Oh, there is no way in hell that he is having as much fun as I am.

 

by FatManFH
12-20-05
Buy Hun.
See you Later.
I missed you, I was bored, Pong... alone... why are you so happy?
I'm sorry I have a life outside of here too.
You got some, I know that smile, thats the new video game smile. YOU GOT SOME!
No Comment... now fire up the lan, your going down.

 

by FatManFH
12-20-05
I told my Mom about your little adventure with that girl last night.
And what did she say about it?
She said "I hope he bagged his grocerys before he left the store".
Hehe
Don't worry man and tell your Mom this "I double bag".

 

by FatManFH
12-20-05
I'd like to buy MY copy of 'Dawn of War - Winter Assault'.
Sorry, Mike I know you've had this game ordered. But our new guy sold it to somebody else this morning without checking who it was for.
...
Breath, Mike, Breath, Mike don't do this.
Shit, everytime. You'd think that by now I would know how to do CPR. Better call 911.

 

by FatManFH
12-20-05
Hey, kid, you want to buy some burned games and DVDs?
No, thats bad.
What are you doing?
Writing a police report about you and your illegal activities.

 

by FatManFH
12-20-05
Have you seen my new 'Battlefield 2' Mod?
Whats that...
It's called 'The Rainbow Rangers'.
Why is that?
Because they do extra damage if they attack from behind.
*SIGH*

 

by FatManFH
12-20-05
Check the file out that I just send you. Its a Video of me playing Counter Strike.
Oh, I can't wait to see this.
*Whimper*
OH JESUS FUCKING CHRIST I DIDN'T KNOW SOMEBODY COULD GET OWNED LIKE THAT. Dude you suck the Big One. HAHAHAHA

 

by FatManFH
12-20-05
Man he is whooping my ass, I gotta write something to this kid.
What does that say? : "Hey NoOb u r 12 years old an live by u r mom in the basement, LOL ROFL you sux." Damn it how do they always know.
What did he write back? : "NO u da NoOb I owned u r ass so many times, LOL ROFL WTF BRB OMG you NoOb."
Mikey, I didn't know you could speak anything except english. When did you learn another language. Uhh, is it French or German?

 

by FatManFH
12-20-05
What are we doing tonight?
We are going to play MxO until we drop, thenn we will play a game of SplinterCell, I am not leaving my computer tonight not even to go to the Bathroom.
5 minutes later...
Rob? Are you home?
Catch you later dude, gotta go.

 

by FatManFH
12-20-05
So you'r telling me your not allowed to use electricity? No car? No Gameboy? No Computer? No Lightbulbs? NO MICROWAVE?
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

by FatManFH
12-20-05
... and he couldn't use any electricity.
There called the Amish, they have there name and there believes from their founder Jacob Amman. They have been around since 1720.
They name them selfs after there leader?
Yep.
I'm a Zuseonian then. In memory of Konrad Zuse.
I second that.

 

by FatManFH
12-20-05
What would have happened if Rob killed Mike...
... we would have all turned into Hulk, uhhh, shoot me first.

 

by FatManFH
12-20-05
Huh?
UUUUHHHHHHH
Your watching the Matrix, Path of Neo Trailer right? Throw it on the server so I can watch it too.
UUUUHHHHHHH
5 minutes later...
UUUUHHHHHHH
UUUUHHHHHHH

 

by FatManFH
12-20-05
* You are the one Neo. - But the Oracle...*
Rob? Are you Home? RRROOOBBB?
One does have to set priorities.
*I can not explain it to you, one has to see it for himself...*
What now, Bitch?

 

by FatManFH
12-21-05
*The new movie from the Wachowski Brothers... V FOR VENDETTA!
*People should not be afraid of its Government, but the Government should be afraid of its people...*
*Coming Soon*
HOLY FUCK. MUST HAVE IT NOW. IT DIDN'T SAY WHEN IT WAS COMING OUT. COULD THEY PAIN ME ANY MORE?

 

by FatManFH
12-21-05
Since this is the 31 st Comic we have a very special show. Rob, What is the relationship between you and the Comic artist FatMan?
Well he lets me have my fun and I let him have his.
How about you, kid.
He is very bad, he makes people die in his comic and say bad words, I shall have this comic rated and banned.
What do you have to say Mike, the ever so witty star of this comic.
Have you seen my clothes. I think I left them with Rob. Oh right your question, umm, Yes I do.

 

by FatManFH
12-21-05
Good Morning, Sir.
That is rude and impolite not to answer a fellow human being when he greets you.
I should get out more often, because I havn't noticed that the world is going down the drain that fast. Nobady is polite anymore. I remeber the days when you used greet somebody and...

 

by FatManFH
12-21-05
Look thats the rude asshole that wouldn't answer me the other day.
That is a snowm... nevermind, I thought I would never say this but Mike, you need to seriously lay of the video games for a while.

 

by FatManFH
12-21-05
You know in my opinion the first Matrix movie was o...k... and the other two just plain old sucked.
Yes I totally agree with you on that my narrow minded friend, we are so much a like we would rather watch a movie where the plot is revieled within the first two minutes.
Relx, Mike. Just let it go. I'm as mad as you and I'm sure they didn't mean to offend the Matrix Movies.
Rob step aside I'm going to kill those mother fuckers dead. And then feed there leftovers to a pack of wild penguins!

 

by FatManFH
12-23-05
What happens when you don't plan your games right...
AAAHHH!
BEEEB!
HEY! I thought we where playing on a Fantasy Server?
You think a lot don't you. Now eat plasma with the tempurature of the sun. You little Virus. THE MACHINES WILL RULE THE WORLD, MUHAHAHAHA!

 

by FatManFH
12-23-05
DO THE ROBOT. Sing it with me...
Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto, Himitsu wo Shiri tai.
You'r wondering who I am - secret, secret - I've got a secret - with parts made in japan...

 

by FatManFH
1-12-06
Saturday! What should I do today? Should i go out and fiend a girlfriend, should i be social, should i go to the Movies? Should I...
Yes. This was defenetly the right choice. WOOT I leveled. Eat that stupid Newb!

 

by FatManFH
1-12-06
Ok lets log in and play some Matrix Online!
I am totally for that!
30 minutes later...
2 hours later...
I fucking hate patches!

 

by FatManFH
1-13-06
What the Fuck are you wearing, lets go outside.
Im telling you Ninjas where trying to get me.
Oh Bullshit, Ill believe that when my shit turns purple.
He got away Tsu-Quan.
Indeed we must formulate a plan to take him down for ever, Tak-Quau-Tsi-Peng.

 

by FatManFH
1-13-06
Meanwhile in the park...
Why are you still wearing that armour Mike? Alright lets go.
Somewhere else in the park...
This time those fools will not escape our wrath. My mind is sharper than my blade and my ass smellier than my smoke bombs.
Yes we wi... wait WHAT?

 

by FatManFH
1-13-06
Some where far, far, away its the "Trek Wars"
BEAM ME!!! I WANT TO, NOW! COME ON BEAM ME!
Alright don't say I didn't warn you... Here we go.
AHHHH WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO?
Sorry wrong button, um security we have some loose bacon here.

 

by FatManFH
1-13-06
Shit happens...
Fire Department to the rescue...
Now what good is this fucking axe going to do me?

 

by FatManFH
1-15-06
Breaking news. It is the year 2006 and the Fire Deparment has finnally invented a fire fighitng method that works. "Not running in the burning building and squirting it with water".
In other news. Micheal Jackson afraid of what might happen because of his reden tlaw suits had another operation could be get that footage please.
It seams that the Operation went well. You might have some slightly discolored skin for a while...

 

by FatManFH
1-15-06
Some where far, far, away its the "Trek Wars"
Alright Shrottie lets do this.
Your going to try it again?
Holly fuck it worked.
But where did he beam to?

 

by FatManFH
1-15-06
Wow like... what is that.
I've died and gone to hell.
Like... totally wicked man.
Die foul demon of the underworld.
Like... take a chill pill dude.

 

by FatManFH
1-15-06
Some where far, far, away its the "Trek Wars"
Where did he go?
I will check.
Earth.
NOOOOOOOOOO! Not that horrible place.

 

by FatManFH
1-20-06
QUACK!
Wow, that was totally random, but refreshingly humorous.

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