This must be one of those new top-of-the-line PC's I've heard about.
Welcome, potential buyer, I am Series 13981 Personal Computing System.
I operate on a 2.5 GHz processor, and have 512 MB of memory, 120 GB of hard disk space, and can connect to high-speed internet. I excel in all aspects of computer technology.
I think I'll come back and buy you next year. You'll be at least $600 cheaper.
No, you can't afford to wait! Buy me now! Buy me now!
