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Phone Trouble

by FatherChaos
5-29-03

More retail fun....


	Welcome to TechnoShack. What can I help you with today?


	Hi, I'm Father Simmons from the parish across the way. I need help with my cordless phone I bought here yesterday.


	OK, what seems to be the problem?


	It doesn't work! I took it home, plugged it in, and let it charge overnight, but it doesn't do anything.