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I don't charge by the inch, I charge by the foot. You don't believe me? Bitch, take a look!

Phone Support

by FatherChaos
5-30-03


	Thanks for calling TechnoShack. What can I help you with today?


	Yeah, I've got this doohickey with what looks like a plug in the bottom. What's that for?


	....I'm sorry, a doohickey? You'll have to bring it in so I can look at it.


	It's round, and it's got this metal thing in the middle. You don't suppose that's for plugging in the wall, do you?


	....and they wonder why people go postal....


	Maybe it's for connecting to the internet.....