FatherChaos  

I've heard this psychic hotline is the best, and I want to know what the future holds in store for me.

You're right, we are the best. Now if you just verify your credit card information, and secure the $29.95 payment, we can get started.

Done. So how do things look?

Let's see......I'm getting something here....

Yes? What is it?

I forsee that you're a gullible moron, and severe financial losses are definite.