Baby Oranges

Author: FatherChaos

Date: June 23, 2003

by FatherChaos
6-23-03
Oh, isn't he just precious. What's his name?
Len. I named him after Len Roberts, the CEO of RadioShack.
Len Roberts? Why?
He's real particular about brands of merchandise. Even at his early age.
How do you mean?
Well, the first time I tried to give him a Binky pacifier, he spat it out, threw it in my face, and gave me the finger.