FatherChaos  

Oh, isn't he just precious. What's his name?

Len. I named him after Len Roberts, the CEO of RadioShack.

Len Roberts? Why?

He's real particular about brands of merchandise. Even at his early age.

How do you mean?

Well, the first time I tried to give him a Binky pacifier, he spat it out, threw it in my face, and gave me the finger.