Felix_the_cat

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I have too much time on my hands. Maybe that is a good thing. Then I get to write these for my adoring friends who think I am some kind of cracked out drug dealer (Well I have had two people compare me to that). I am just writing this complete bullshit for anyones enjoyment so have fun.

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Telemarket phone

by Felix_the_cat
8-01-01


	I am tired of taking peoples souls and God does not even appreciate me...


	God may not appreciate you but I do. And as long as I am the only one appreciating you maybe you should send me all the souls.


	But Satan I am impartial still I can not bring you those souls...


	SILENCE YOUR IMPERTINENCE!!!!!!!


	I shall make you the lowliest of creatures in the universe. YOU SHALL NOW BE AN MCI TELEMARKETERPHONE!!!!!!

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