I have this problem with vending machines too :p

Author: FenirWolf

Date: February 27, 2005

by FenirWolf
2-27-05
Dude...give me a dollar!
Why, it's bad enough I have to kill myself, now I have to fund charities too!
No...if you give me a buck I'll give you a kiss, now shut up and pay up!
Dude! You are totally saving my life!!!
Glad to hear it, now pay!
Um...do you have change for a 5?