All comics by FetalMind

 

Sexual Tension by FetalMind 7-09-02
Ho ho ho...little girl, what do you want for Christmas this year?	You	Ok, this is getting weird...I'm leaving...

 

Johnny Be Bad, part one. by FetalMind 7-09-02
Hey look, I got a letter from my girlfriend... Not that bitch again !	Hey...she left me for my....mom?	Hey, maybe now I have a chance for a three-some!

 

Johnny Be Bad, part two by FetalMind 7-09-02
Man, Johnny! You sunuva...I still can't believe what you said to that cop...now we gotta stay here for ANOTHER 12 weeks!	Earlier that day.... Do you know why I pulled you over?	I'm surprised you stopped me, Dunkin Donuts has a 3 for 1 special!

 

Letter from Mom by FetalMind 7-09-02
Hey look! It's a letter from Mom! Hey, wazzup, my stick brotha? Whatcha got there?	"Spotty's doing good, though he still craps alot on the couch..." No, dude! Skip that!	Alright, I'm at the end..."But, Johnny, it seems that I had syphilis all along! Isn't that strange?" Eww! Ok, that's it! I don't wanna hear about your mom's sexual adventures anymore!!!

 

Test Results by FetalMind 7-09-02
Man...I can't wait till my test results are in....	Mr. Donald? It seems that you have contracted 148 DIFFERENT types of STDs...4 of which can only be contracted from sharks.... WHAT?!?!?	....4 of which can only be contracted from sharks....

 

Things Not To Say To A Cop by FetalMind 7-09-02
I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a Police Officer.	You know, I was going to be cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.	How long is this going to take? Your wife is expecting me.

 

Johnny Goes To Hell by FetalMind 7-10-02
Gee, Satan. You look like a queer.	Yeah, so....? I thought the eternal ruler of damnation would look a little bit more....intimadating...	Shut up. AAAAHHHHH!

 

Jesus And The Internet by FetalMind 7-10-02
Jesus learns how easy it is to lie on the internet.... Hey.	"A/S/L"	Umm....18/F/NY

 

Unwanted Attention by FetalMind 7-10-02
....	What are you staring at?	Nothing!...no..nothing... Uh huh...

 

Screwing Around by FetalMind 7-10-02
Hey, are you sure you know how to do this? Yeah, I've done this before...	Liar...you don't even know where it is... Wait! I think I feel the hole!	God, you dropped it! Get down and look for it Yeah, hold on...goddamn light bulb...can't find it anywhere!

 

Dating An Internet Freak by FetalMind 7-10-02
Lizzy meets a internet nerd. HEY BABY Um...what?	A/S/L Wait...wha...?	DAMN G2G BYE Ok, that was wierd...

 

Cyber Sex by FetalMind 7-11-02
YEAH, THAT'S IT... Suck it...yeah, that's right...	...FASTER! AHGHHH! Ughh! *squirt*	OH, PLEASE DO ME AGAIN, Jjbone3423! Yeah...I think I need a beer after that...

 

Friends Let You Borrow Money by FetalMind 7-11-02
Alright...what do you want now, Jason?	Love...affection.... And?	...$4,000? Don't even think about it.

 

Freinds are so nice by FetalMind 7-11-02
Hey, where are you going with that bottle of whiskey? Downtown?	That's 45 miles from here. I know.	Hey, can you pick up my mom from the airport, then? WAY (hic) ahead of you, bub.

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