All comics by Firefly

 

by Firefly
8-30-02
3:45 and the boss is gone.
What the heck is going on?
Shelly is bored at work of course.
When will it end?
But why is she making comics?
Because she can not make the Bottle Rocket Short work.
At 4:30. But that's so far away!
Oh My God! What happened to me?
I can't bare to look!

 

by Firefly
8-30-02
Quelle heure est-il?
Pourquoi?
Tell Anthony I love him.
What? Okay man.
Oh My god! I'm molting!
Must be a case of the Mondays?

 

by Firefly
8-30-02
I don't know why this isn't a respected genre. . .
What? Graphic Literature is not a respected genre?!
Of course it isn't. But don't you think that it should be?
Why, Flavia, I don't understand where you're going with this.
I'm just saying, that it's as enlightening and entertaining as Yeats, or Byron. Don't you think?
Oh, I get it. You're trying to be sarcastic.

 

by Firefly
8-30-02
We, the chinese girls, are scary.
Yes, we look rather psychotic.
I wonder why we are the automatic setting?
Perhaps it is because we are meant to frighten would be cartoonists away.
Perhaps. Do I look like I could set someone on fire?
Yes, I think that you do.

 

by Firefly
9-01-02
In the beginning, God created woman. . .
It's about time we introduced ourselves.
But which of ourselves do we introduce?
And woman was delusional.
I tell myself, that I have asked a good question. Seeing as how we are schizophrenic. . .
Hmm, you may be schizophrenic, but I'm looking at a lilac cow.
And that was good.
The cow is obviously BLUE.
But I thought that I was pink.

 

by Firefly
9-01-02
Texan and Proud of it. . .
Oh my god!
Am large tough COWBOY.
Are those wranglers?
Why hello dahhhlin.
Do you have a girlfriend?
I ride horses.

 

by Firefly
9-01-02
I knew that I shouldn't have eaten that broomstick.
But he told me that it would taste good.
That's the last time that I listen to Mike.

 

by Firefly
9-01-02
Isn't it the weekend?
Why yes, it is. Why?
Then why are you on the computer?
Because here I may listen to alone again or.
Why do I have to be the screeching haggard character?
Because she has big beautiful eyes.

 

by Firefly
9-01-02
Where is ling ling?
You lost ling ling?
We want ling ling's head.
We want ling ling's head.

 

by Firefly
9-01-02
You should have seen him.

 

by Firefly
9-02-02
I gave a piece to the rock star.
He took the good stuff and ran.

 

by Firefly
9-03-02
Please, don't try to stop me.
I have to know.
Do you love me?

 

by Firefly
9-03-02
I always wanted to be proposed to under a christmas tree.
I always wanted to be proposed to in bed.
I think that I've found the solution. Now all I need is a Rooster.

 

by Firefly
9-03-02
String Cheese. That's it!
In a parking lot?
Yes! Run over by a car.
Repeatedly.

 

by Firefly
9-03-02
In my head
And all the strange rock and rollers
And in my comic strip
You know you're doing all right. So hold on to each other.
I can sing my heart out.
You gotta hold on tonight.

 

by Firefly
9-03-02
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because I am, how you say? Ze hot date.
Why did Washington never look the same again?
Because chicken soup simply ruins the macadam.
You finding Ling Ling's head?

 

by Firefly
9-03-02
In the beginning. . .
Hey, we should find an old jalope and take pictures in it.
Dude. That would be so funny. Santa would kill us.
In the middle. . .
Damn, but there are no jalopes around here.
What about an ambulance?
In the end. . .
What do you think you're doing?
Well, you see, sir, Don't I know you? Didn't I talk to you at the party that my frat had?

 

by Firefly
9-03-02
The confrontation of thoughts and ideals is often bizarre.
Interesting.
If your fada knew about this.
And sometimes results in catastrophe.
And then I emailed him. But then I took it back. But then I sent it again.
mmmhmmm
And sometimes not.
And I emailed him again, but I don't want him to read it. Should I take it back again?
Oh! Look! It's 4:22!

 

by Firefly
9-04-02
Ummmmmmm, Santa?
Yes?
I'm fairly certain that in my last letter, I asked to go to ENGLAND?
Oooops.

 

by Firefly
9-04-02
Sometimes, life presents great irony.
No, I don't want any chocolate. Shelly! Shelly! Do you want coffee?! Shelly! Coffee?!
I have some candy. Are you sure that you don't want any candy?
Thank you for the chocolate. So how's it going?
Well, my husband hasn't touched me in months. We hardly ever kiss anymore. He's going through a midlife crisis.
He just needs Jesus.

 

by Firefly
9-04-02
Ahh, we finally meet face to face, you hippie pot smoking loser!
To wage war against a monstrous tyranny never surpassed in the dark and lamentable catalogue of human crime.
I will eradicate your kind from the face of this earth.
I take up my task in buoyancy and hope. I feel sure that our cause will not be suffered to fail among men.
Der Hitler Auf. Du bist eine blode zeige.
We are all worms, but I do believe that I am a glow-worm!

 

by Firefly
9-04-02

 

by Firefly
9-04-02
We're at the Beach!
Night Swimming. . . deserves a quiet night. . .
Oh My God! It's a shark!

 

by Firefly
9-04-02
I only wish that I was sent a sign. A sign of emancipation.
Hallelujah! Praise the Lord!
I long to be free of this wretched existence.
We are SAVED brother.
Sartre was right.
Amen. Hallelujah!

 

by Firefly
9-04-02
Eggseroneous!
What did you say?
Eggseroneous!
That's what I thought you said.
I am merely quoting scripture.
Or Ernest Goes To Camp.

 

by Firefly
9-04-02

 

by Firefly
9-04-02
Hmm, I wonder if I've packed everything that I need?
I don't have anything interesting to say.
At least I'm not on crack. . .

 

by Firefly
9-04-02
Are you his girlfriend?
Yeah, or at least I was? I don't know.
Are you his roommate?
I think so.
I miss Lake Arthur.

 

by Firefly
9-04-02
I suppose that you thought that you were Sir Winston Churchill?
Well, You're not.
Why are you looking at me like that?

 

by Firefly
9-11-02
And then he whispered into my ear. . .
And then the sharks came, well they weren't really sharks, but it was probably seaweed, but it was nasty anyway. . .
And you can go on welfare, and then he could be Catholic, and then he can run away to a man, because men won't get pregnant.
Ahh, but we CAN lactate.
I want to be in school. Want to play in the woods. Want to be in Kisatchie.

 

by Firefly
9-13-02
How do I love thee
I am so in love with her.
I love the way her hair curls after she washes it.
I love thee to the depth and bredth and height
I love the way the she brushes her hair behind her ears sometimes when she smiles.
I love the look of concentration on her face when she plays the ukelele.
My soul can reach when feeling out of sight.
I love her laugh.
I even love the way she sprays 409 all over the kitchen and scrubs the stove with a paper towel.

 

by Firefly
9-13-02
School really sucks.
And then today, my german philosophy professor rambled on and on about. . .
So, I had to go to ballet today. And I twisted my ankle.
It REALLY sucks.
And then in my American Literature class we talked about spleens and lubbers. . .
And so I stopped smoking. Well, not really, but I've definitely slowed down.
I wish that I could graduate and go to grad school.
We have crucified logic and are dancing in the plane of drunken Hegelian god-men
So, I'm off to the river. I'll catch you later.

 

by Firefly
9-13-02
It's friday the thirteenth.
Are you scared of us?
If you're not, you should be.
This is when we turn into psychotic turtledoves.
Yes, and we avenge the deaths of all fellow turtledoves, past and present.
You will be OUR offering to the priests.

 

by Firefly
9-13-02
So, I have to go to Alabama. . .
Oh! Can I come?
I'd love it if you came!
On peut parler en francais. . .
We should spend this weekend in Alabama.
Then why don't you fucking call me?!

 

by Firefly
9-13-02
Hi. I'm going to England.
Hmm, I wonder if the goat ever reads my comic?
But she really is. . . going to England that is.
Definitely not Belize.
How does one spell Belize?
I'm gonna miss you.

 

by Firefly
9-16-02
After the collapse of the Titanic,
You stole Ling Ling's head! I will Kill you, little asian girl!
Oh, no! Please don't kill me, Mr. Pirate Man!
The Captain went a little crazy.
Come back here!
He's always right, you know.
Ha!

 

by Firefly
9-16-02
So, so you think you can tell
You should go to class.
Yes, I know.
Heaven from Hell,
You should do your homework.
Yes, I know.
Blue skies from pain
YOU SHOULD WRITE YOUR ESSAY.
Trust me, I know.

 

by Firefly
9-17-02
And what were you doing in the Monkey cage?
May I plead the fifth?
NO! Tell me. What were you doing in the monkey cage.
I. . .I . . . I swear. I was looking at prehensile tails.
You pervert!
But I'm an anthropologist.

 

by Firefly
9-17-02
Turning and turning in the widening gyre
The falcon cannot hear the falconer
Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold;
Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world,
The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere
The ceremony of innocence is drowned

 

by Firefly
9-17-02
Not with my hand, but heart-- which broke her heart;
It gazed on mine, and wither'd. I have shed
Blood, but not hers-- and yet her blood was shed--/ I saw, and could not stanch it.

 

by Firefly
9-20-02
One day at the office, I sat in my chair and spun in circles.
I stretched a lot.
I dug boogers out of my nose.

 

by Firefly
10-02-02
Unfortunately, if you do it wrong, their eyes can get crust over them and its just not a happy situation.
Gross!!!!! I wish that I could stab some of these people in the eye.
And then I'll be able to buy my own alcohol. . .
It's almost your birthday!

 

by Firefly
10-02-02
The mind trap of a madman. . .
Shelly will appreciate viking kittens in a boat. . .
Random email du semaine. . .
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. . . What the hell is this? Yeah.
The Dangers of Unprotected foot sex abound.
Socks? What?
You forgot socks?!?!

 

by Firefly
10-02-02
Ode to filmography
I'm going downstairs. Do you wanna come? Are you sure?
No thanks. I think I'm going for a walk.
Ode to Patsy Cline
I go out walkin after midnight, out in the moonlight. . .
Ode to Unrequited Love

 

by Firefly
10-02-02
Tie down the tractors. . .
There's a hurricane a blowin'!!!!!
Do you remember the trivial Pursuit game in the middle of the floor? Wyckyd Sceptre.
So, I was thinking that we should all spend the night in the same apartment.
I just want to be able to take a shower.
When it was Isidore, I got so excited, I couldn't sleep. I didn't want to miss the rain. I hope that I can go to sleep even if lightning is involved.
I'm the ghost of Christmas Past.

 

by Firefly
10-08-02
ooooooooohhhhhhhh
Nino Quincompoix does it much better. . .
Aren't you supposed to be in Malta?
Aren't you supposed to be playing with rat eyeballs?
The comic truly transcends the physical world, uniting entities who are worlds apart, in the hopes of entertaining the select few.

 

by Firefly
10-08-02
And then I told him to drink water, but he didn't want to drink water, so I told him to drink tea, but he didn't want to drink tea, so I was going to buy him popsicles, but then I didn't. . .
So I was going to make him gargle salt water, but then he didn't want to gargle salt water, and then he's never bought his own clothes before, and so I had to help him pick out clothes. . .
Then I got mad because he didn't want water and he just doesn't understand that he needs to drink water when he's sick because he's always had his mom around. Except for that heroine episode.

 

by Firefly
10-10-02
That's not how you spell breadth.
Oh, and you spelled heroin wrong.
No, no, no. It's populace.
Duly noted.

 

by Firefly
10-10-02
You'll have to take my hand and lead me slowly through the door. . .
I'll be wrong in what I'm doin. . .
I can't refuse you anymore.

 

by Firefly
11-04-02
One day at the office. . .
Wow. Look. I am in the bathroom.
Diablo spots a safety pin on the ground.
Oh, look, I wonder why that safey pin is there.
She begins to think of really bad abortion for the girl on the go jokes.
I shall smite you!

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