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THE COMPLETE HISTORY OF ZZT 1 by Fishfood 12-22-01
IN THE EPIC MEGAMES SPACESHIP.. Hmm...Simusex did not meet my required sales! I will me fired from EPIC soon! R U ORGASAM	I KNOW! I will create a really bad ASCII game! But hwo many colors?! 16? 256? ...Hmm 7 SOUNDS SENSIBLE FAGGOT	I SHALL CALL THIS GAME ZZT

 

THE COMPLETE AND TOTALLY ACCURATE HISTORY OF ZZT 2 by Fishfood 12-22-01
2 YEARS LATER AND THE WINNNER OF THE 2ND NATIONAL ZZT COMPETITION IS...	GREG JANSON FOR STK!!!!!	WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY FOR YOURSELF JANSON I WEAR WOMENS CLOTHES

 

THE ALMOST CERTAINLY TRUTHFULL HISTORY OF ZZT 3 by Fishfood 12-22-01
UHH MR SWEENEY SIR WHAT WHAT WHAT	IT APPEARS POPULAR ZZTER GREG JASON AND HIS COMPANY SOFTWARE VISIONS HAS MADE A ZZT CLONE In Jazz Jackrabbit 2, gamers jump into a cool animated world with the wacky green rabbit Jazz and his crazy brother Spaz, and take on a bevy of dangerous turtles, bats and other enemies.	WHAT THE FUCK AVAILABLE IN STORES NATIONWIDE

 

THE CHRONOLICALLY DETAILED ACCOUNT OF THE HISTORY OF ZZT by Fishfood 12-22-01
IN #MEGAZEUX SO, YOU ALL BUSY MAKING QUALITY #MZX GAMES LIKE MY SURE FIREE HIT 'CAVERNS OF ZEUX' In a right angled triangle, the square on the hypotenuse equals the sum of the squares on the other two sides.	LOL!! 'PIMAN' BIMAN MORE LIKE!!!! If you draw two straight lines on the same axes. When the two lines cross, the point at which the two lines cross or intersect is on both lines. Its co ordinates satisfy both equations simultaneously	IVE CREATED A MONSTER CALLING ME BIMAN SHOWS HOW CORRECT YOU ARE

 

THIS IS NOT RACISIM by Fishfood 12-22-01
MEANWHILE IN HOLLAND.. Hi! I'm popular Dutch ZZT'er Hercules! And I'm his brother, Hydra! I'm don't have the internet, but I play every game on zzt.org!	We started the popular ZZT club, 'The ZZT club'! We made lots of games and had fun on AOL! We also discuss ZZT and ZZT related matters using 'electronic-mail'	So, uhh, ZZT then.. Let's get stoned

 

THE ANATOMICALLY INCORRECT GUIDE TO THE FUNCTION OF ZZT by Fishfood 12-22-01
LATER THAT YEAR.. Like any community, AOL has a set of rules defining acceptable conduct, known as the Conditions of Service (or COS). To report unacceptable online behaviour which you feel breaches COS, click Notify AOL on the left of this screen.	Personal data will be collected, processed and used by AOL Inc. for the purpose of providing and billing for AOL, and other purposes mentioned below. Obviously, some online areas may deal with more adult-oriented topics, such as sexual dysfunction, rape, or infidelity.	Guys, do you ever get the feeling AOL is slightly over moderated? I EAT SOULS

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