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by FlashieFresh
5-21-06
Jim and Bob in their new apartment.
Dude, you've been sitting there playing that game for four days straight. I think you should give it a rest.
No dude. I just got to level twelve-teen hundred. I've just gotten started
Well you could at least take a bath for Budda's sake.
And wash away my lucky deodorant cake? Nigga you must be trippin.

 

by FlashieFresh
5-28-06
In some back ally of the city.
Hey, Lori! Glad I found you. I'm worried about Bob.
Why? What's up with you two gay monkies nowadays anyhoo?
What? We're not gay! We just share an apartment. That's it.
Ok. I didn't ask for your gay sex life drama story ok. I have a pure mind and I don't need to hear it.
But I wasn't...
Save that sick sh*t for Maury man. I'm out.

 

by FlashieFresh
5-28-06
At Jim's job.
Gewn, I'm kind of worried about some of Bob's new habits.
Ok. What's up with you two gay monkies this time?
What?! Gay, I'm not- we're not gay! We just share an apartment.
Whatever. I don't really have time to listen to your I'm not out of the closet gay drama fest right now anyhoo.
But, I wasn't...
Save that sick sh*t for Maury, dude, before I report you for sexual harassment you perverted f*ck.

 

by FlashieFresh
5-28-06
At Jim's job.
Gewn, I'm kind of worried about some of Bob's new habits.
Ok. What's up with you two gay monkies this time?
What?! Gay, I'm not- we're not gay! We just share an apartment.
Whatever. I don't really have time to listen to your I'm not out of the closet gay drama fest right now anyhoo.
But, I wasn't...
Save that sick sh*t for Maury, dude, before I report you for sexual harassment you perverted f*ck.

 

by FlashieFresh
5-28-06
At Jim's job.
Gewn, I'm kind of worried about some of Bob's new habits.
Ok. What's up with you two gay monkies this time?
What?! Gay, I'm not- we're not gay! We just share an apartment.
Whatever. I don't really have time to listen to your I'm not out of the closet gay drama fest right now anyhoo.
But, I wasn't...
Save that sick sh*t for Maury, dude, before I report you for sexual harassment you perverted f*ck.

 

by FlashieFresh
6-02-06
A beautiful spring day.
Hi, Sir. I'm going up to people to tell them about the amazing saving grace of the Lord.
No thanks, cripple, I'm alright. Just wheel yourself over there and stay out of my way. I have to go get some more vid games.
But sir, don't you want to find the everlasting love of God, like I have?
Are you kidding me?
It's obvious God doesn't love you, you crippled bastard.
Damn, you're right.

 

by FlashieFresh
6-03-06
At the Holy Sanctified Redeemer United Methodist Baptist Episticle Church of God.
My child, what you said seems very improbable.
But it's true, father. It's just like I said: I renounced the Lord as my personal savior and then I was able to walk again!
But that goes against all of the teachings of this church! I'd be ruined if this got out!
Oh, I never thought about that.
Unless we get this new message out first.
To the conservative news media!

 

by FlashieFresh
6-05-06
FoxNews: Reliable source of unbiased conservative news coverage.
Breaking News! The leader of a new religious movement has taken the country by storm! Brek Bretterson has on the street coverage. Brek...
Is this thing on? What?...I'm live?....oh....Thanks Dale...
Yes, I'm here talking to the fouder of the new religion that has hooked everyone in America from P. Diddy to Madonna. Tell me, what is your religion founded on?
Why yes, of course. It's very simple. I teach people to renouce God in order to get their wildest dreams granted. And, no joke, it actually works!
No offense, but didn't you use to teach people to love God and pray for his mercy in order to succeed in life? Don't you find yourself as somewhat of a hypocrite now?
Yeah, but what I'm teaching actually works this time!

 

by FlashieFresh
6-06-06
In a sh*tty ally
Can I help you with something f*ck bag?
Yeah...I'm looking for the new Dungeon Dragon Metal Solid 3 game. I heard that you had prereleased copies for sale.
Yeah, I got a few. But it will cost you though.
No sh*t! How much?
You know what I want.
Yeah, I know. But there's no way I'm swallowing this time.

 

by FlashieFresh
6-06-06
Hey, welcome back home. Where've you been, dude?
Um...out, picking up the new Dungeon Dragon Metal Solid 3 game.
Wow! Really? I heard that that game wasn't due out for another seven months. How did you pick it up?
I really don't want to talk about it.
But could you do me a favor and set me up an appointment with Dr. Walker ASAP. I really need to go gargle some bleach.
Um...ok.

 

Damn! This game sucks! I can't believe I risked getting herpes for this sh*t! That dude is so getting his ass kicked after I beat this game. Oooo...level up!
by FlashieFresh, 6-06-06

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