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Hi. I'll try to get these things to be better. Alot of them here kind of suck (mine included probably).
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by Fracture
5-21-01
So what your telling me is that your zebra likes to play the Xylophone?
Yeah, she's really very good too! You should see her play chopsticks.
I'm finding it difficult to believe that an animal that doesn't have opposable thumbs, or even fingers to speak of, could possibly play an instrument that uses mallets.
Oh, well she doesn't use mallets.
Well, her hooves are just too big, right?
Well, they were at one point. But you would be amazed what you could do with a good belt sander. Now it's just a question of finding her the right shoes.
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