Lets see. Now that the digital age is upon us I can finally spread hate and lies across the world without leaving hell.
Welcome! You've got mail!
Mail eh? Let's see what mortal would dare e-mail Satan.
Dear prince of evil. It has come to our attention that your new webpage www.burninhell.com doesn't currently generate any revenue. We here at the "Bend you Over" Ad Agency would like to sign you up...
