Frozenfire  

Hey, are you Satan? I need to have a word with you?

What do you want?

First off, nice job. Tricking Jesus into eternal torment.. that should teach the arrogant bastard a thing or two.

Why, thank you. It was one of my better ideas.

Look, I'll be blunt. Is there a way I can get out of here?

If you pass the trials, you shall be set free.