someone, please remove the asian from the audience... we can't have her here. white people die.
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| Hello, and i am Copfrah Whitfry! (oprah winfrey) tonight we have a great show for you other black folks out there! we have guests like Lianne Rice, George Butch, and other famous rap artists! UGLY! | |
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| oh yea! this is awesome! KILL WHITEY KILL WHITEY! yES! bring me out Dr. Spruce, and Peanut Eminem! OH YEA! I'm Ugly! | |
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Can you please remove the cracker with the cat? thanks Jose.
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| And our first Guest Tonight is!!!!! George W. Butch! the gay lesbian wannabee hip hop president! I'm ugly. | |
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| Umm, hi, yes, i'm Dr. Phil, and i think you have a problem with masterbation. mmkay, i would like you to live as a gay woman! I'm UGLY! | |
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Wait... jose... shit...Can someone please oh please... remove the mexican... we cannot have a mexican... on this show... they're fat.
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| and as the final guest, we have a very famous weight loss instructor coming on the show as a special guest. Please welcome! Stinkybutt! I'm UGGGGGLY! | |
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| thanks! poompy! Hi kids, i'm a cancer stick, im here tonight to tell you... to FUCK DIETS! FUCK SLIM FAST! Cocaine, heroin, meth, and yes, thats right! cigarettes can help you lose weight 1.2x faster! | |
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