Once upon a time there was a brave young warrior named pez... ummm... his name was pez? like the candy dispenser? this is retarded, i fucking quit!
Find the new narrator!
get the new host in here! HURRY!
HERE HE COMES! BOB BARKER!
alright, after the first intro, camera a zoom out to show the entire background!
Once upon a time-uh, in a land not so far away-uh, there was a brave young hero-uh, named PEZ! He fought evil all across the plains of time... and did battle with stuff-uh!
and NOW! without further delay! The Legend of Pez - A Sausage Chain Link Fence To The Past!
