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i wonder what i should my fuckhead husband for dinner tonite...

HOLY COW!! Honey, did you see that motherfuckin home run?!? THAT WAS SWEETER THAN YOU WITH SUGAR BETWEEN YO LEGS!!

i wonder why this door behind me is so big, look at that knob... sheesh

OH MY SHIT ON A SHINGLE, that guy i cant believe it, HEY WENCH, IM OUT OF BEER!!!

Fuck You Dear!

HEY CUNT!! ANSWER ME!.... i cant believe she treats me like this, i pay the fucking bills, ungrateful little tramp... IM GONNA FUCKIN KILL YOU!!