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| So mr president, might i ask why you are adressing the nation at 3:12 A.M? | |
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| oh yes, most ummm certainly Chuck, i have uhhh decided to ummmm adress the nation at ummmm 3:12 A.M because of a uhhhh national emergency i think uhhh everyone should be aware ummm of! | |
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| Might i also ask what this emergency is, and why its so urgent you couldnt get dressed, or even put on pants, before you came on live T.V? | |
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| well uhhh of course you can uhhh ask chuck, your a member of the uhhhh press... | |
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| The Nation is very eager to know what kind of emergency we are facing here mr president, what is going on? | |
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| im out of beer nuts dummy | |
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