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UC arrives in Queensland, hot on the trail of some sweet videogaming action.
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| I've played over 400 hours of PSO, so I know what cool is ... Wanna play some Star Wars Demolition? ... [devil with sunglasses] | |
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| Shit, it's Hoover... Queensland really fucking sucks. Maybe I should try to pick up some pirate DC games while I'm here. | |
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After browsing the local Trading Post, UC finds a local dealer.
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| Hi, I'm XM4N. You after some W4r3z? You know, computers are nothing more than high speed idiots. I better get back to my day job painting garbage bins. | |
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| Shit... the Queensland pirate software racket is controlled by XM4N... I'll have to buy legitimate games | |
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UC finally finds the closest store which still stocks DC games.
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| Hi, I'm Candy Arse. Welcome to my store. | |
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| NOOOOOO!!! WORST QUEENSLAND RESIDENT EVAR!!!!!!!!11 | |
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