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| Translated: He doesn't seem like the type that will provide the spousal abuse I so obviously want. | |
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| Translated: He's the perfect candidate for the "fuck 'em and chuck 'em" club. | |
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| Translated: He's the perfect guy for me, but my low self-esteem forces me to date jerky assholes instead. | |
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