The evolution of religion

Author: G0dItself

Date: February 12, 2010

by G0dItself
2-12-10
Would you like some candy?
Yes! I want lots of candy!
Would you like some money?
Yes! I want lots of money!
Would you like there to be an afterlife?
Yes! I want to be young again, live forever, be eternally happy, and have everything I've always wanted.