Crackpipe Deluxe: The Zeta Chi Saga XIII

Author: GabrielLamberty

Date: March 3, 2002

by GabrielLamberty
3-03-02
There seems to be a bit of trouble arising from Triad B 30-something. Roomates Lance, Chodaboy, and VanHise are in a quarell...
Why are you mad this time, you cracker-ass cracker?
VanHise is dirty, eats all my food, sniffs my boxers, jerks off on my bed, and leaves the toilet seat up. Tell him he has to move out.
And so, Lance confronts the unruly roomate: Mike VanHise!!!
Yo. Chodaboy is pissed and wants you to move out. What do you say about that?
Tell that drunk angry dwarfen, Blockbuster video, no pussy, nipple licking closet fag he can go kiss my motherfucking grits! And, that I jerked off on his pillow too.
Uh...VanHise didn't have anything to say.
...that fat fuck.