CC 252: Hey, That Number Is A Palindrome

Author: Gabu

Date: July 25, 2004

by Gabu
7-25-04
I read in Vogue that you were a real tight ass. You could turn coal into a diamond, brotha man!
Well, I read in Cosmo that you were on a three hour tour at sea and were lost for 5 years.
OH NO!!!! YOUR SUPERBURN HAS CAUSED A RIP IN TIME AND SPACE ITSELF!
Where the fuck do you -- hey, this isn't my bedroom! Who are you?
The human's medical history checks out. We may now commence with the excruciatingly painful anal probes.