Gabu

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CC 252: Hey, That Number Is A Palindrome

by Gabu
7-25-04


	I read in Vogue that you were a real tight ass. You could turn coal into a diamond, brotha man!


	Well, I read in Cosmo that you were on a three hour tour at sea and were lost for 5 years.


	OH NO!!!! YOUR SUPERBURN HAS CAUSED A RIP IN TIME AND SPACE ITSELF!


	Where the fuck do you -- hey, this isn't my bedroom! Who are you?


	The human's medical history checks out. We may now commence with the excruciatingly painful anal probes.